Every now and then dreams come true. Michael Schill was indeed interviewed on the Daily Show. Here’s the full video clip at Comedy Central. Schill’s segment starts at the 2:30 mark.
But here’s some “fair use” for those of you currently in class. Schill’s appearance is brief, but those of us familiar with his oeuvre would probably agree that it’s nevertheless quintessentially Schill-o-rific.*
Rob Corddry: ... to learn more, I spoke with real estate law expert Mike “The Shill” Schill.
RC: While we’re here could I get some legal advice?
Michael Schill: Sure.
RC: How many Guatemalans can I have living in my apartment legally?
MS: I don’t know. It would be the same as any other type of person.
RC: It’s a tiny apartment. But Guatemalans are tiny people.
MS: I think people would find that offensive.
RC: What if they’re not sewing as quickly as I want them to. How do I get them out?
MS: I think maybe we should end this.
RC: [voiceover] He was too scared to talk.
* Narrowly chosen over “Schill-tastic” and “Schill-icious”.
(Many thanks to Mr. P for locating the clip.)
28 Feb 07
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Epilogue 5: recessionaires
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