Truth, beauty.

I’ve become very curious about whether Prof Property colors his hair. I mean, he can do whatever he wants. I color my hair, I certainly don’t mind if he does. It’s just that he’s such an old-school playa—he’s over 60, from the midwest—it’s hard to imagine him heading down to a salon in Westwood for highlights.

Yet, for a man of his age, he has no grey hair, in fact he’s kind of a sandy blonde. Though today I was noticing along his part that the roots of his hair are indubitably and uniformly grey for about 3/4 of an inch. The color job seems improbable on the basis of character, but scientifically speaking, it’s the only reasonable explanation.

24 Feb 05


Hypothesis: Power of the Spouse,

Posted by: Russ Mitchell at February 26, 2005 08:50 AM

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